The Ultimate Drinking Survey

Someone asked me to fill this out so here ya go:

THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!

1. Have you ever been drunk?
Duh

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16 - Boones Farm, Strawberry Fields

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
Hello, what's the point of being drunk?

4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'?
Yes and people have dialed for me (after breakups all of the phones in the house, including my cell have to be locked away before the drinking begins)!

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
In college and work a couple of times - damn those mornings when you're still trashed or those liquid lunches!

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
Not arrested just ticketed

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

9. Ever forgot their name?
I guess that's how I ended up with "I don't know" programed in my phone

10. When was the last time you were drunk?
Saturday night - Happy 26th Mer!

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
Winter Break, Spring Break, Summer break, Thursday nights, football games......

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
Nope - I'm 1funnybitch!

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Red Wine, love it

14. Favorite liquor?
Amaretto

15. Favorite beer?
Shiner Blonde

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found you were still drunk?
Many a Friday morning

17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Yes how else are you supposed to skinny dip

18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Fun and crazy

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
It depends who's asking

20. Favorite drinking partner?
There are just so many!!!!

21. Favorite bar??
I'm sorry but I'm drawing a blank....

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Once, didn't enjoy the next day - thought I had died and gone to hell

23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
Too many times to count, I'm a professional and even assist my friends at times.

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?
During every break-up and last Thursday night!

25. Can you still do physical activities while intoxicated?
Of course, how do you think I got so popular? (just kidding)

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
Damn those bitches I used to live with in college!

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
My roomie's boyfriend

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
All men

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
No but I need to work on that

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie:
Old School - streaking baby!

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: DMB - Grace is Gone - "I have one drink to remember and another to forget..."

33. Have you ever woken up next to someone you didn't know?
Again...I have someone programed in my phone as "I don't know" ;)

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
It was horrifying

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
Having a job

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
No but I should, free drinks!

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "dang I need a drink!"?
Yes several times a week

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
Of course, I'm a chick

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?
Yes.

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Liquid Cocaine shots - Fuck you Clay you shot Nazi

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
Yes, it's the only way to Fly the Friendly Skies

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
It's always fun but leads to an early night

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
It was a sad day but they were scary in their riot gear!

44. What's your favorite drinking game?
Asshole, you can call me Miss President!

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Si

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
Fighting with friends and getting punched in the face by a guy friend...don't worry I hit him back!

47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
Of course, silly question - NIN in October

48. Is this survey getting too long?
Way

49. Are you ready for the last question?
Bring it

50. Why do you drink?
I like to be drunk...

Tag: KitKat, Mel, J-Lo and Slade.