Christmas Shooters

So in talking to someone today about the horrors of the mall I began reminiscing about Christmas shopping with my dad. Christmas time is excruciating for him and very entertaining for us when we drag him to the mall. If only they served alcohol there we wouldn't have a problem. I think the large department stores should have the little shot girls running around during the holiday season. You could even theme the shots to make it more festive. And for the snooty women you could have spiked hot coffee and cider drinks. I really think I may take this idea to Dillard's and Belk. Not only would it be extra revenue but the clientele would be so much friendlier and more easily persuaded to buy things. When I was younger my dad used to designate one evening when he would take my little brother and I to the mall to do all of our Christmas shopping at once, this was usually 3 days before Christmas. And he would always get my mom a nice piece of jewelry and something from Victoria's Secret. Now here's the funny part, my dad gets embarrassed about sex and all things associated with it, he even changes the channel when a tampon commercial comes on. So he would make my brother and I sit outside of Victoria's Secret while he went in and found a sales girl about the size of my mom and bought some lingerie. It was always a very embarrassing and secretive thing for him. However, as soon as we got home he'd give me all of the gifts to wrap, including the lingerie!!!!