Please God...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
posted by Queenie @ 9:16 AM
8 Comments:
I don't really know who the picture is of, sorry. I just live in my ripped jeans so I thought it was fitting.
The hips don't look big enough to be Brit, in my opinion. Obviously, Queenie isn't Britney in disguise because she actually says intelligent things!
'p' - thanks for calling me out! That is too funny, I'm keeping it now just because it makes me laugh.
that is hella funny!
All right. What is the correct answer to "how big is my behind?" Mrs. Zombieslayer asks me that every once in awhile.
LOL, (just linked to you from Mel's site)... cute ;-) Hey, do you think God listens closer to our prayers if they rhyme??? *rethinks his prayers* Nice to meet you!
zombieslayer - the correct answer to "how big is my behind" is "just the right size" this is to be said while you grab her ass and kiss her neck!
jaxe - hey nice of you to come over, hope to hear more from you ;)
Queenie - Now I know the person to come to for marriage advise. ;)
Thanks.
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