Drunk Bitch Friday

Today is THE DAY – the Nine Inch Nails concert!!! My favorite drinking buddy Travis drove down from North Carolina yesterday to attend this awesome show with me….you know what that means – it’s also Drunk Bitch Friday for me! Of course I’m sick yet again but I figure the buzz I’ll get with all the meds mixed with a dozen Bud Lights will surely prove successful. Today kicks off one of the most looked forward to weeks in Jacksonville and much of the south, the Georgia Florida football game/tailgate!

So tonight we will kick off the week with the concert followed by numerous wine nights, that’s how Trav and I roll, and then on Wednesday the other half of the Funny Bitches will come into town. Watch out Jacksonville the Funny Bitches are reuniting and it is bound to be crazy, it’s been 4 years since we’ve been in Jax together. I think we’ll terrorize Fernandina Beach first on Wednesday night then come back down to Jax to tear up the Square on ladies night, hit the Cousin Catfish Pigskin Jamboree Friday night and then wrap up the week at the football game on Saturday. I know Halloween isn’t until Monday but I may have to check into Detox before that. So wish me luck everyone that my liver makes it through this next week. Standby for funny stories and more…..

More Weddings = More Debt

Sorry to leave everyone wondering what happened to me....I went to yet another freakin wedding in Colorado!!! Yo bitches, stop getting married I can't afford this shit! So here's a little poem about my trip:

T’was the night before the wedding and all through the city there were check points and DUI blocks to catch the drunk diddy.
In a strange town where highways are abundant, it was difficult to navigate almost redundant!
I u-turned and u-turned but to no avail as I passed through the toll booth to yet again pay the bail
Finally an understanding friend took pity on my directionally challenged ass and told me to pull off to avoid a big crash
A friend whom I haven't seen in quite a while, warmed my heart and gave me quite a big smile
I realized this trip that what I missed most was the laughter and joy brought by those who are close
Although Colorado is cold and missing an ocean, sometimes friends and family are better than that notion!