Sushi on the Brain

I am eating sushi for breakfast – WTF? I can’t seem to get enough sushi and crab meat lately. I even took sushi to the movie theater last weekend instead of eating popcorn. Does anyone know what this means?

Chasing Butterflies...

"In time you will find that to be happy with someone else, you first need to not need that person. You will also find that the person you love, or think you love, who doesn't want to have anything to do with you, is not the person for your life. You will learn to like yourself, to take care of yourself. The secret is not to chase after butterflies; it's to take care of the garden so that they come to you. In the end, you will find not who you were looking for, but who was looking for you."
Anonymous....taken from Mel's blog.

I was just over in Mel's world and read this quote and knew I had to post it. For those of you who don't know me this is a battle I fight every hour of every day. It is hard to love yourself and take care of yourself when you feel like you are all alone and no one cares about you or what you do. I have let so many people shit on me and rip my heart open that some days I wonder if there is anything left. I remember what it feels like to love yourself and to be loved but I haven't had that in so long that it seems like it happened to someone else. I think I'm at the point that I just want to say fuck it all I give up....not on myself but on everyone else. Maybe it is time for me to only focus on me. If you don't expect anything from anyone they can't disappoint you....right?

Enjoy Ladies

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happens)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)