Couplet by Cameron

This is a funny little couplet my friend Cameron wrote for me today....I asked him to tell me a story and this is what I got:

"There once was a princess named Kat who had a smoking hot ass."

Thanks Cameron, you made me smile today.

Quote of the Week

"Men are like Coffee.....
The best ones are Rich,
Warm, and Keep you Up all Night Long!"

Jefferson Davis Middle School

So yesterday I realized that I didn’t have a parking pass to work out on campus…no big deal I could go jogging instead. The catch is I won’t just jog around a neighborhood, I need an official track to accomplish this dreaded task, don’t ask me why I’m just OCD about it! Well since I just moved I didn’t really know where to find a school with a track so off I went driving around the new neighborhood in search of a middle school. And yes, only a middle school would do as I am scared of high schoolers. I was able to find an elementary school by following the crosswalk signs and school zone signs but no luck with the middle school. I saw two ladies about my mom’s age walking and decided to pull over and ask them. They told me that I could NOT go jogging alone at any of the local middle schools….fine I said, I’ll go get my roommate and make him go with me! They actually made me promise that I wouldn’t go alone before they would give me directions, fine I promise – whatever we all know I was lying! It didn’t matter anyway because I still couldn’t find the damn school. But I did find another elementary school that had a Brownie troop in the parking lot so I pulled over and asked them for some assistance. They gave me directions and assured me that I would be safe going alone as long as it was light outside…..what the hell kind of neighborhood did we buy a house in anyways? This time I got it – take a left on Tinker bell to Boy Blue, then take a right, follow that up to Peter Pan and take a left this will put you out on Cinderella then you can’t miss it on the right at Snow White – WTF! Well I did indeed find it….and yes I was scared for my life. I was definitely the minority there at Jefferson Davis Middle School! After calling my roomie to tell him my location and ETA home with instructions to call the police if I was any later than an hour and a half I set out on my jog. I was so nervous that I didn’t even feel the burn as bad as usual, bonus! As the sun went down I was carefully calculating how many more laps I could get in before evacuation was a must. Happy with my workout I headed back to my car. I happened to be parked next to the only person I felt safe talking to and asked him if he knew how many laps equaled one mile – 4! 4, I thought it was 8, HELL YA; I did twice the workout I had intended to do!!! All in all it was an adventuresome and highly productive evening at Jefferson Davis Middle School.

Hurricane Katrina Joke

"What did Katrina say to the coconut tree?....................You better hold your nuts because this ain't no normal blowjob!"

Ha, Ha, Ha that's what he said!

Attention residents of Jacksonville, FL

I know that several of you out there in blog land live here in Jacksonville, FL. I just wanted to let all of you know some of the efforts that are being made locally to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina:

1. There is a blood drive going on at the UNF campus today to help stock the blood banks in Florida as they are trying to aid the gulf coast as well keep Florida supplied. The drive will be held at The Crossings on campus between 3:30 and 8:30 today. For more information please call (904) 620-1570.

2. PRI Productions, the company I used to work for, is loading their semi trucks full of food and supplies for the people of New Orleans, Mississippi and Alabama. If you have any clothing, canned goods, personal hygiene products, blankets, pillows, bug spray or any other supplies please donate them, every little bit helps. I know there are several organizations and locations around the city making the same efforts but I just wanted to make you aware of this opportunity that I am directly involved in and can personally guarantee that these supplies will make it into the hands of the people who need them. PRI is located in San Marco off of Atlantic and Kings Road, just look for the "Jacksonville Care - Hurricane Katrina Relief" bannered truck in the parking lot. You can drop off donations between 7:00 am and 7:00 pm 7 days a week (even labor day). Donations will be accepted until the trucks are full. If you need directions please call (904) 398-8179.

If you need more information you can contact me by leaving a comment, it will come directly to my work email address.

Thank you to everyone that contributing and donating.