Some Damn Good Advice!

So today I'm sitting here at work, bored to tears - everyone has gone home but me, and I start reading a random site that was actually a link off of someone else's blog: http://porktornado.dairyland.com. In one of his posts he talked about a quote someone told him that I really liked, "I am a big believer in unintentional consequences." How awesome is this! It is so true but so commonly forgotten. Anyway, I just wanted to share that with you.

He also posted about negative people and I thought it really corresponded with one of my previous blogs about how "Beingness attracts Beingness." This is what he had to say:

"We all know people who have had abusive relationships and still claim that "a part of them will always love" the person who repeatedly did them wrong.

Holy dear sweet baby Jesus in a blender, that is agonizing to hear. Cut the cord already. If anyone in your life isn't making your life better or having their life made better by your help, they should drop like a box of doorknobs back into whatever steaming pile of non-achievement they have created for themselves. Seriously. I understand human compassion (and am told I was even capable of it at one time), but you have to draw the line somewhere. If you don’t, there is a 100% chance that you will end up like them. Keeping them around so you can observe their lives like some kind of industrial disaster is okay, though. Just keep a safe distance.

So everybody think right now to that one person who has caused you nothing but inconvenience and/or pain. Now call or e-mail him or her and tell him or her that you will no longer be needing them to suck your soul dry. You'll be much happier."

I love this! I definitely need to heed his advice, don't you all agree? However, we all know that I am a little too gunshy to actually make contact with these people so I'll just say it on here, where it's safe, since we know they couldn't possibly take time out from their abusive partying to read this. Fuck you Laine, Kirk, Chris and Boob Job - I hope you all reap what you sow and rot in hell.

The THINGER

You're probably wonder what the hell a thinger is. Well you see, it goes back to my childhood. I grew up with my 2 guy cousins, Thomas and Jason. When we were little, in the 80's, and it was cool to give people the "thumbs up" sign they used to make fun of me. You see, their thumbs were double jointed so they could bend back down toward their wrist. Me on the other hand (ha, ha), not so lucky! So began the joke of how Katy's thumb was meant to be a finger. This funny little inside joke has remained with me through the years. I was just telling my friend Katie about it the other day when I noticed her thumb - what the crap Katie? Katie's thumb not only was meant to be a finger, it is a finger. This thumb want-a-be sticks straight up toward the sky, there isn't even a faint arch in this bad boy. I found it so amusing and felt so fortunate to pass the torch of the "Thumb that was meant to be a finger," that I decided to share it with you on my blog! So Katie, congratulations you have taken the thumb to a new level, the Thinger! A picture will be posted soon, don't worry.