Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

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Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana
boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very
picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's
interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should
be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what
happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay

**Note - I enjoy mixed drinks but I'll be damned if I'm going to buy a strange guy a drink! Sorry boys, I've wasted too much money on men already!

Don’t be afraid
Open your mouth and say
Say what your soul sings to you

Your mind can never change
Unless you ask it to
Lovingly re-arrange
The thoughts that make you blue
The things that bring you down
Only do harm to you
And so make your choice joy
The joy belongs to you

And when you do
You'll find the one you love is you
You'll find you
Love you

Don’t be ashamed no
To open your heart and pray
Say what your soul sings to you

So no longer pretend
That you can’t feel it near
That tickle on your hand
That tingle in your ear
Oh ask it anything
Because it loves you dear
It’s your most precious king
If only you could hear

And when you do
You’ll find the one you need is you
You’ll find you
Love you

Massive Attack/100th Window - Sinead O'Connor

The Ultimate Drinking Survey

Someone asked me to fill this out so here ya go:

THE ULTIMATE DRINKING SURVEY
Thousands have taken it.......let's see if you can handle it, you drunken bastard! If you answer 'no' to number one, then there is no need to keep going. But if it's 'yes', then let the answers roll!!!!!

1. Have you ever been drunk?
Duh

2. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16 - Boones Farm, Strawberry Fields

3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated?
Hello, what's the point of being drunk?

4. Have you ever 'drunk dialed'?
Yes and people have dialed for me (after breakups all of the phones in the house, including my cell have to be locked away before the drinking begins)!

6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk?
In college and work a couple of times - damn those mornings when you're still trashed or those liquid lunches!

7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime?
Not arrested just ticketed

8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk?
Isn't that what's supposed to happen?

9. Ever forgot their name?
I guess that's how I ended up with "I don't know" programed in my phone

10. When was the last time you were drunk?
Saturday night - Happy 26th Mer!

11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge?
Winter Break, Spring Break, Summer break, Thursday nights, football games......

12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time?
Nope - I'm 1funnybitch!

13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated?
Red Wine, love it

14. Favorite liquor?
Amaretto

15. Favorite beer?
Shiner Blonde

16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found you were still drunk?
Many a Friday morning

17. Have you ever swam drunk?
Yes how else are you supposed to skinny dip

18. What kind of a drunk are you?
Fun and crazy

19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you?
It depends who's asking

20. Favorite drinking partner?
There are just so many!!!!

21. Favorite bar??
I'm sorry but I'm drawing a blank....

22. Have you ever completely blacked out?
Once, didn't enjoy the next day - thought I had died and gone to hell

23. Have you ever puked from drinking?
Too many times to count, I'm a professional and even assist my friends at times.

24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'?
During every break-up and last Thursday night!

25. Can you still do physical activities while intoxicated?
Of course, how do you think I got so popular? (just kidding)

26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight?
Damn those bitches I used to live with in college!

27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know?
My roomie's boyfriend

28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk?
All men

29. Do you have a drunken nickname?
No but I need to work on that

31. Funniest drunken scene in a movie:
Old School - streaking baby!

32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: DMB - Grace is Gone - "I have one drink to remember and another to forget..."

33. Have you ever woken up next to someone you didn't know?
Again...I have someone programed in my phone as "I don't know" ;)

34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you?
It was horrifying

35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'?
Having a job

36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail waitress?
No but I should, free drinks!

37. Do you ever say to yourself, "dang I need a drink!"?
Yes several times a week

38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks?
Of course, I'm a chick

39. Have you ever drank too much on a date?
Yes.

40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink?
Liquid Cocaine shots - Fuck you Clay you shot Nazi

41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane?
Yes, it's the only way to Fly the Friendly Skies

42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day?
It's always fun but leads to an early night

43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind?
It was a sad day but they were scary in their riot gear!

44. What's your favorite drinking game?
Asshole, you can call me Miss President!

45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk?
Si

46. What's the most destructive thing that has happened while you were drunk?
Fighting with friends and getting punched in the face by a guy friend...don't worry I hit him back!

47. Ever been drunk at a concert?
Of course, silly question - NIN in October

48. Is this survey getting too long?
Way

49. Are you ready for the last question?
Bring it

50. Why do you drink?
I like to be drunk...

Tag: KitKat, Mel, J-Lo and Slade.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Here are several items that have caused me great stress this morning:

Dear Mr. Middle Eastern Gas Station Owner, when I just spent $25.00 gassing up my car and paying at the pump as you hand written sign requested, how dare you have the nerve to tell me that you wouldn’t accept my debit card when I actually come into the store to buy my morning snack and giant Diet Coke….your $10.00 minimum purchase rule SUCKS especially when I just filled up my gas tank at your stupid pump, Asshole!

Newsflash Jacksonville Drivers – learn how to FUCKING DRIVE! Are you so completely oblivious that you don’t notice me driving up your ass because you are going below the speed limit in the passing/fast lane? Move the fuck over you pathetic idiots, I know we are in the South and things are more laid back and relaxed down here but I still have to get to work and since you already have made me sit in traffic for an hour and a half due to your inability to merge onto a highway, yes, I happen to be in a hurry.

When 13 cars are passing you and then moving back over in front of you - THAT MEANS YOU ARE DRIVING TOO SLOW - MOVE!

This leads me to you Mr. Pimped Out Rice Burner Driver – If it is so necessary to trick out your Honda Civic so that it looks like it belongs in The Fast and the Furious – drive it like it or move that piece of shit out of the way!

Then we get to the one that tops off the morning! Dear Mr. F350 Driver, I don’t think your truck is big enough maybe you should put a lift kit on it and add tires that are bigger than my entire car, oh good, you already did! You are the most fucking ridiculous person in the world, why the hell do you need that vehicle? Oh you don’t need it but think it looks “sweet,” guess what it doesn’t and you know what – your penis is still just as small as it always has been!

And you wonder why I will be forced to get drunk tonight………………

Sushi on the Brain

I am eating sushi for breakfast – WTF? I can’t seem to get enough sushi and crab meat lately. I even took sushi to the movie theater last weekend instead of eating popcorn. Does anyone know what this means?

Chasing Butterflies...

"In time you will find that to be happy with someone else, you first need to not need that person. You will also find that the person you love, or think you love, who doesn't want to have anything to do with you, is not the person for your life. You will learn to like yourself, to take care of yourself. The secret is not to chase after butterflies; it's to take care of the garden so that they come to you. In the end, you will find not who you were looking for, but who was looking for you."
Anonymous....taken from Mel's blog.

I was just over in Mel's world and read this quote and knew I had to post it. For those of you who don't know me this is a battle I fight every hour of every day. It is hard to love yourself and take care of yourself when you feel like you are all alone and no one cares about you or what you do. I have let so many people shit on me and rip my heart open that some days I wonder if there is anything left. I remember what it feels like to love yourself and to be loved but I haven't had that in so long that it seems like it happened to someone else. I think I'm at the point that I just want to say fuck it all I give up....not on myself but on everyone else. Maybe it is time for me to only focus on me. If you don't expect anything from anyone they can't disappoint you....right?